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interseen
01-27-2003, 11:23 AM
I look at all my bills and i think what the hell did i do! Let me teach you guys how to gather as much debt as i have:

1. NEVER pay your phone bill, let it pile up for about 1 year, when they finally deciede to turn you off.

2. Hit a car while you are stoned. Then dont pay that bill cause they wont take your payment arrangments(bastards suspended my licence)

3. Goto ER for pulling back muscle

4. HAVE A BABY!

5. GET A Girlfriend

6. Hmm, guess thats about it

HOPE THIS HELPS YOU GAIN AS MUCH DEBT AS I HAVE!

Dont forget, credit is only good if you have it!

zombie
01-28-2003, 12:42 AM
1. NEVER pay your phone bill, let it pile up for about 1 year, when they finally deciede to turn you off.


i would love to do that, but here (in Serbia/YUgoslavia) they turn you off 15 days after you don't pay a bill. i can't even stack up two months worth of bills :(


but i am not worried. i have two of your number 5 :D (can i get arrested for that?!?)

interseen
01-28-2003, 05:36 AM
LOL, no i dont think you can, i just would not let gf #1 find out about gf#2 or vise versa!

zombie
01-28-2003, 07:00 PM
yeah. i kinda figured that on my own from that incident last year :D

shibumi
02-04-2003, 10:44 PM
And suddenly my life seems to much better...